[ incoming transmission from a very confused visitor... ]
VISITOR FILE & EARTH DISCOVERIES

[ORIGIN]: ALI took one wrong turn in space and landed in a quiet Earth neighborhood. Now every toaster is a communicator, every shopping cart is a spaceship, and every frog might be in charge. He has no idea how this planet works. He likes it here anyway.

EARTH. PROBABLY.


Discover something ordinary. Misunderstand absolutely everything.

FIRST CONTACT
Say hello to the toaster. Wait for its reply. Duck when breakfast launches.
Explore the next strange Earth custom
CALIBRATE MAINFRAME PERFORMANCE
SIX ENCOUNTERS. MANY QUESTIONS.